If you're ugly and nobody wants to have sex with you, dressing like a freak isn't going to do you any favors.

A segment of the 9/27/2017 episode of TFM 42O.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wjq99z/why-cant-my-famous-gender-nonconforming-friends-get-laid

Monkey Image: "Male chimpanzee in business clothes - Stock image" by Lise Gagne. Licensed from Getty Images.

Animated Newsroom by rpancake. Licensed from Shutterstock.

Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.

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The-Doll-House featured in GQ magazine:
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Background Music: Jazz Piano Bar by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Production.
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